Sunday, 3 January 2010

Facebook Statuses in the pub...

Liz: Do you think people ever give cloaks
into a cloakroom? Like Harry?
Me: Do wizards have night clubs? We just don't know.

Liz: I gave parsnips a chance at christmas...
Me: You can't be racist with your vegetables,
give parsnips a chance!

Liz: Don't drink that, it's been pokemoned!

Liz: Hello facecool. This is a awesomer name for you.
Crazy time. Yip yip yay douche. Love lizzie and m dog.
Xxxx much love to my home canines.


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